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The official new poster's FAQ/uk.food+drink.misc FAQ - Update 27/10/08
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Q: Can I post here?
A: No. Not unless you're willing to lick Mike, Judith's and their
friends arses. Agree with everything we say and we may just let you
stay here. That's doubtful though.

Q: What kind of food is on topic here?
A: Spanish and Italian.

Q: Only Spanish and Italian? I thought this was a UK newsgroup? What
about traditional British food?
A: Only Spanish and Italian. British food is just meat and overcooked
two veg. Discussion of British food is at our discretion and only
when we wish to deride it.

Q: Occasionally I eat fast food. Can I discuss it here?
A: We hope you die of cancer and your family die in a house fire.

Q: I followed your above advice and I'm still ignored!
A: Did you lick our arses enough?

Q: I licked your arses all the time like as you said, but I'm still
ignored! What went wrong?
A: We don't like new posters here.

Q: Some people say they're never ignored and they're new here. Why
ignore me because I'm new?
A: Those people are our friends and relatives from other newsgroups we
control.

Q: Some people say that this is just a group for a few people to chat
among themselves. Is that true?
A: Yes. *PLONK* Now go away.

Q: I posted about Spanish food but someone said I was a troll?
A: You disagreed with one of us. Anyone who does that is a troll.

Q: I won't do as you say, what happens next?
A: First we'll ignore you. If you continue to post here we'll report
you.

Q: So you don't want me here really?
A: Does a bear **** in the woods?